"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."