May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your ho... - George Carlin
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."