May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your ho... - George Carlin
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."