More quotes by George Carlin

"It's never just a game when you're winning."
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."