More quotes by George Carlin

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."