More quotes by George Carlin

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"