Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but fo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."