Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probab... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"
"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it."
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."