Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probab... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."