Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probab... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."