More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
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"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
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"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."
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"Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it."
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"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."
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