The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging,... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."

"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."

"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."

"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."