More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
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"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."
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"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
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"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
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"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."
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