"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."
"Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it."