"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."
"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"
"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."