"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."
"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."
"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."