Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."

"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."

"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"