Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."

"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"

"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."