#sacred

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."