More quotes by Woody Allen

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."