More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."