More quotes by Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."