More quotes by Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."