"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."