More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
"The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."