"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."