More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More