When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."