When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s bec... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."