You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."