More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More