"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."