"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."