"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."