"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."