"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."