More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More