"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."