"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."