"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."