More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More