I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."