More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More