I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."