I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."