I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."