I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."