More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Prophesies are dark and don’t need a flashlight to illuminate. I’m a bring my own lighthouse kind of lover."
"I like knocking on strangers’ doors, and when they answer and say hello, I respond, “I have returned, as prophesied.” Then I just stand there staring at them."
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."