More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."