"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"I’m learning to play the saxophone so when you feel lonely I can come over and stand in the shadows and play it for you. Two is one too lonely for me."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."