More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More