She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."