She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."