She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."