She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."