"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."