"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."