More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
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"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More