Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."