Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."