Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."