Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."