Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night befor... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."