Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"