Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies."

"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."