Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."