"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."