"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."