"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."