You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."