More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More