You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."