"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."