"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."