More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More