It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."