It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."