I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refill... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."