More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More