I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refill... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."