String several words together in a sentence and you have a l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"If you were to ask me what’s under my bed, I’d tell you shoes. They’re brown, and they’re still attached to the body that’s been decomposing there since I hid it three days ago."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."