I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."