More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
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"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
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"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
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"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."
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"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
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