Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the p... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."