Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the p... - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"

"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."

"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."