"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."
"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."
"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."