More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."
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"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
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"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
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"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
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"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
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