More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."
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"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."
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"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
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"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
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"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
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