I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest. - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"

"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."

"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."

"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."