I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest. - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"

"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."

"The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know."

"I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you waiting for? Start daydreaming."

"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."