I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest. - Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."

"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."

"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."

"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."