I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."