More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."