More quotes by Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."