I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good s... - Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."