More quotes by Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."