The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone el... - Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."