The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone el... - Mark Twain

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."

"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."