The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone el... - Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."