"If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark."
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."
"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"