More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

"I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest."
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"Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago."
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"Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it."
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"The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?"
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"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
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