More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"