More quotes by Mark Twain

"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."