A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nann... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."

"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."

"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."