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"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
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"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
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"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
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"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."
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"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
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