A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nann... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."