A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nann... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."

"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."

"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."