A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nann... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."