A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nann... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."