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"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
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"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
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"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
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"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
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"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
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