More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"My advice to aspiring writers is to read more, write more, and network more. More, more, and more. Then, after you've done all that, do it some more."
"I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer in four hours. Now I just need some coffee and to get drunk on love poetry."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."